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What’s on Tonight: Trump Roast

The Comedy Central Roast: Donald Trump — Maybe I’m just bitter because Greg Giraldo’s dead, but I don’t have high hopes for this. Apparently the Situation was so bad that he got booed off stage, and...

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VIDEO: The Situation Bombs

If you missed the roast of Donald Trump last night, then you missed the worst bombing since Baghdad in 2003. Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino not only failed to get himself a decent joke writer, his...

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Five Ways to Improve Your Funeral

Funerals are the worst. Everyone is incredibly sad over the passing of a loved one, the church service is too long no matter how long it is, and then everyone has to go to a cemetery and stand around...

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Kid Rock to Be Roasted

Comedy Central has announced its next victim to be roasted: Kid Rock. The Detroit-born musician — coming off an NAACP award and a headlining performance at Jazz Fest — will take his lumps on the dais...

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Next Comedy Central Roast: Charlie Sheen

Comedy Central has announced that its next roast victim will be Charlie Sheen, so prepare for strafing runs from F-18s that shoot jokes about briefcases of cocaine. Break out the tiger’s milk or...

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Charlie Sheen Is Not Impressed By Your Drug Jokes

Noted street drug and hooker aficionado Charlie Sheen is set to be roasted for Comedy Central on September 19, and believe it or not, he has some opinions on the matter. It’s incredible that anyone...

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First Video from the Charlie Sheen Roast

The Comedy Central roast of Charlie Sheen was last night, and even though it won’t air until September 19th (the same night the Sheen-less “Two and a Half Men” debuts), nothing stays under wraps now...

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Martin Sheen Briefly Acknowledges Son Charlie’s Existence

To promote his forthcoming roast on Comedy Central, Charlie Sheen shot an Apocalypse Now-style promo, and — surprisingly — his father Martin Sheen took a break from being disappointed in Charlie to...

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The 50 Best Jokes from the Roast of Charlie Sheen

The Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen was last night, and if you didn’t watch it, you must not share my love of jokes about hookers and spousal abuse. Jeffrey Ross, Anthony Jeselnik, and Amy...

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Amy Schumer Won’t Apologize for People Being Stupid

During the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen, Amy Schumer addressed Steve-O in the following joke: I truly am — no joke — sorry for the loss of your friend Ryan Dunn. I know you must have been...

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Jeffrey Ross Roasts the Sun

Noted insult comedian and “Roastmaster General” Jeffrey Ross was so tired of the sun roasting Los Angeles that he went on Jimmy Kimmel Live to roast it back.

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Guy Fieri Had The Best Burn At Anthony Bourdain’s Roast

Last night was the roast of celebrity chef Anthony Bourdain, and Eater put together a compilation of the best jokes. Here are some sample burns, courtesy of Jim Norton and Mario Batali: “Could you have...

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Here’s Natasha Leggero Awkwardly Roasting Jay Leno While Matt LeBlanc...

I normally don’t touch Tonight Show clips for all the obvious reasons, but with everyone but the old network guys off through Labor Day I figured I’d check in on a whim. Just in case. And wouldn’t you...

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Stop Being Productive And Watch Seth Meyers Roast Time’s 100 Most Influential...

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Please Enjoy This Unedited, Never-Broadcast 1977 Roast Of Richard Pryor

Way back in 1977 NBC aired a Richard Pryor-led variety show called, The Richard Pryor Show. The show was probably years ahead of its time, thus it didn’t do that well in the ratings and Pryor...

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Redditors Are Asking Internet Strangers To Roast Them Based On A Photo

Here’s something that’s never happened on the Internet before… people being mean to total strangers. The Subreddit Roast Me Reddit is taking over with its simple premise: Upload a photo of yourself,...

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A Ranking Of Comics Who Would Absolutely Destroy You In A Roast

Getty Image There are few times in life when it’s okay to absolutely destroy someone verbally. A political attack ad, a rap beef or really any talk show on Fox. Roasts are also one of those times....

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Comedy Careers That Were Redefined By Celebrity Roasts

Getty Image Whether it’s truTV’s new show Comedy Knockout or the famous Dean Martin Celebrity Roast series of the mid-to-late ’70s, all modern and past comedy roasts owe their existence to the New...

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Rob Lowe Will Be The Next Celebrity To Get Roasted By Comedy Central

Do you enjoy people of varying levels of fame saying rude things while touching on assorted taboos of today? If so, Comedy Central is here to filet actor Rob Lowe for your squirming pleasure this...

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What It Was Like Seeing Ann Coulter Get Mercilessly Burned At Rob Lowe’s Roast

Getty Image Last weekend, my girlfriend and I scored last minute tickets to Comedy Central’s Roast of Rob Lowe (which the network will air on Labor Day). As a person intensely interested in subplots...

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Spike Will Revere And Roast Alec Baldwin For ‘One Night Only’

The Manswers brain trust at Spike would like to lavish praise upon actor/credit card spokesguy Alec Baldwin. They’d also like to dump on him as well. How can they achieve this goal? Knock out a new...

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Paul Ryan Lightly Roasted Trump And Chuck Schumer During His Address At The...

Last year, the Al Smith charity dinner in New York City was graced by President Trump, who used his speaking time (usually reserved for light-hearted ribbing, for it is a charity event) to lay into...

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